Image © Steve Buissinne from Pixabay under a creative commons licence.ġ7.What did the doctor say to the Minion? You’ve got yellow fever.ġ8.What do you call a small, yellow onion? A Minion.ġ9.Why couldn’t the Minion yell high? Because he could only yell low.Ģ0.What did the policeman say when he bumped into Bob, Stuart and Kevin? Yellow, yellow, yellow.Ģ1.How do Minions travel? In a yellow submarine.Ģ2.What do Minions say when they pick up the telephone? Yellow.Ģ3.What did Scarlett Overkill say to her favourite yellow henchman? You really are one in a Minion.Ģ4.What’s yellow and always points north? A magnetic Minion. Yell-'Owl With Laughter At These Funny Minion Jokes For Kids Image © Sarunya L under a creative commons licence.Ĩ.Why did the Minion give up work? The hours were just too Gru-eling.ĩ.Why do Minions refuse to watch horror films? They find them too Gru-some.ġ0.What do you get if you cross a pug with Gru from Despicable Me? A group hug.ġ1.What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies? They Gru new ones.ġ2.Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet? Because they love Gru-gle searches.ġ3.What type of bread of Minions like best? Gru-ten free.ġ4.What does the girl do after she has been helped by one of Gru’s henchmen? She thanks a Minion.ġ5.What is Gru’s favourite type of steak? Filet Minion.ġ6.Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday? Because he’d asked for a pair of slippers. Hilarious Minion Puns And One-Linersġ.Not many people realise that Despicable Me and the Minion films are based on a Gru story.Ģ.Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon.ģ.Banana is the fruit with most a-peel to Minions.Ĥ.I used to hate Despicable Me and the Minions, but they Gru on me.ĥ.Surely Minions should be called Gru-pies?ħ.Kevin and Bob left all their worldly goods to Stuart because they wanted to make him a multi Minion heir.
Image © WavebreakMediaMicro under a creative commons licence. Guaranteed to stop your mini-Despicable-Mes from going bananas. Just think of this as your Gru-to list of Minion funny jokes, one-liner Minion quotes, and Minion humour. So, what better way to celebrate a decade of daft jokes, Minions madness, and funny Minion moments, than with some of our favourite funny Minion jokes.
It's ten years since the hilariously funny Minions first appeared on the big screen, in the July 2010 premiere of Despicable Me. The delayed release of "Minions: The Rise of Gru" is no laughing matter, but there'll be smiles for miles with Kidadl's top banana collection of funny Minion-related jokes.
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